mississippi dad

The Dad to the girl of you dream. You don’t want to get on the wrong side of him cause he is a mean southern Dad with his shoutgun.

Tommy-Are you Kiersten’s Dad. Mississippi Dad-while yes and you better not hurt my daughter or I’ll hurt you.

by Fortnitegod12345 May 3, 2018

Your DAD

It is often a offensive joke as people will cry about it.

guy#1: hey when it it friday?
guy#2: when is your dad coming back?

guy#1: when is it the end of the lesson
guy#2 when is your dad going to come back?

by Heres_Jonny February 10, 2022

Dad

A person that went to the store and never came back

Son-Omg is that my Dad
Dad- runnnnn

by Dance21 November 26, 2019

ur dad lesbean

ur dad isn't gay, gae, or lesbian he is a lesbean .

mica- ur dad is gae
sarah- hes white
mica- so ur dad is a lesbian
sarah- no what the heck I said he is white
mica- so he's an lesbean
sarah- no ur dad lesbean

by whosrory March 6, 2022

Dads

Day after drinking shits

man, I drank so much last night and now today I have the dads.

by Hiimnellyy September 29, 2020

Dad

Someone you can talk to, share experiences with, trust in, and someone who knows things about you, like your favorite color and your favorite show

My dad bought me a shirt that had my favorite character on it!

by BALUGA WHALEEEEEEeeee#3 August 3, 2024

Dad Bod

The muscles of a man (who has had kids) that usually pertains in the arms, shoulders, and stomach

Sally: OH, Jerry I love your dad bod!!
Jerry: Thanks Sally that's what happens after 3 kids

by Rdnkldy5 November 3, 2023