Food cucked

When someone is on the receiving end of ordering a crap meal (worst thing on the menu) and the rest of the table is enjoys their delicious food. All the while they sit and watch a their friends enviously like a cuckold.

Eddie sat and watched while his compatriots enjoyed their beautiful meals. He unfortunately had ordered the blt that the kitchen had not even bothered to put bacon on. In that moment he had been food cucked.

by Sushidushi August 21, 2021

horrendous cuckismus

when that bitch employee in the dollar store follows you like you're some nigger

that was some horrendous cuckismus

by lazy ass nigger faggots December 13, 2021

martini cucking

When a bartender prepares your martini by stirring it with his penis instead of using a shaker like a normal goddamn person would.

"Why did James Bond always specify he wanted his martini shaken? Isn't that the correct method of martini mixing?"

"I don't know. Maybe he was the victim of martini cucking once."

by 007gotmartinicucked June 11, 2022

sock cucker

getting off watching someone wear your socks

look at this sock cucker

by mikeydaddy November 16, 2022

Dildo cuckold

a man whose wife prefers a dildo to her husband's penis, thus restricting access to her pussy.

the only way a dildo cuckold husband could fuck his wife was to use a dildo.

by kavreb January 3, 2023

accidenti-cucked

when you fall victim to an inadvertent cuckold situation.
for example when a man is going down on a woman who is receiving anal, and he misses and lands in your mouth by accident

oh what like u never been accidenti-cucked? cmon dude that could happen to anyone that dont make me gay

by hothungreekguy March 6, 2023

Grandfather Cuckoo

To pass the time, have your submissive partner lay on their back. Squat over their face and rhythmically swing your nut sack from side to side in front of your partners face, much like a pendulum. The pendulum motion is not the only resemblance to a clock, as you can faintly hear a ticking with each swing, or better yet, a "smacking" as your nuts strike your partners cheeks with each swing. But this is no ordinary grandfather clock, it is also a Cuckoo clock! But no bird is coming out of this "clock". Instead an 8.5" turd out of your squatting anus right onto the submissive below! Extra Points for nailing the "Cuckoo" on the hour, and without skipping a swing of that pendulum.

My boy Jesse asked how much I know about rare clocks, so I explained I had in fact the rarest of the rare. He need not do anything except lay down and let me unveil to him the Grandfather Cuckoo! He was tickled by the nuts smacking his face, however he was not amused when in an attempt to produce the most beautiful Cuckoo Turd, I exploded diarrhea all over him instead. Let this be a lesson to you, that a trip to Ryans Steakhouse for the Beefaroni is not advised prior to performing the Grandfather Cuckoo.

by SCP2023 April 26, 2023