toss ones cookies

the art of vomiting so hard you shit your pants from the extreme use of force. Mainly victims toss ones cookies when smelling certain scents, or seeing some raw and deeply insanely disgusting shit.

Jackson: Oh shit bruddah, what have you done to the house?

John: I shit on the ceiling, my bad dawg

Jackson: "Toss ones cookies all over the floor"

John: Nice ;)

by Mar_vin213237 October 17, 2022

Drop my cookies

Euphemism for take a shit.

After eating 20 pounds of food, I really needed to drop my cookies.

by The Guy With Weird Expressions July 12, 2009

Cookies 'n Crack

Cookies and cream ice cream that has been laced with a large amount of crack.

"Dude hit me up with some of that cookies 'n crack you had the other day"

"Nah man, I ran out yesterday"

by Margoriot August 1, 2016

Put this cookie on ice

to put "ice" meaning diamonds, on a girls vagina

Girl..last night he put this cookie on ice! This cookie flossin'!

by boothang408 April 1, 2020

Tapping your cookie

tapping the clitoris because it is too sensitive to rub

Nick: Hey Miranda did you have fun tapping your cookie?

Miranda: Yeah! it was amazing! I learned a new technique from Gen's videos. My neighbor even came over!!

by imakeyolipstingle December 8, 2010

Cookie Monster Surprise

When you crush some cookies, stuff them in her vagina and ass then eat her out and all remnants of cookie are rubbed in between her titties until she likes it

Person 1: Damn dude I ran out of Oreos for my Cookie Monster surprise so I had to use chips ahoy

Person 2: Damn that sucks, we know the best Cookie Monster surprise is with Oreos

by PoosieBoi9000 May 12, 2016

Starfish Cookie Cutter

An alternative name for butthole

"I took a nasty dump, it hurt my Starfish Cookie Cutter "

"I was wiping and my finger slipped into my Starfish Cookie Cutter by mistake. Now I've got a case of Danger Finger"

by DangerFinger March 3, 2015