le cocke

le cocke

"le cocke" - le cocke

by le cocker April 22, 2020

cock light

The act of using flamable liquid to draw a cock upon a neighbor's lawn, followed by lighting it on fire, thus producing a flaming, lit cock.

get the lighter fluid, were going to cock light the neighbors yard.

by d.evil August 4, 2009

cock scab

It's a scab on your cock. What did you think it was?

Man, I've been whacking it old school so much lately I've got cock scabs.

by Amish Pornstar September 7, 2010

Alex of Cock

The act of being a wonderful Mathematician, whilst also getting A*s in everything and chair-shagging.

Hey, Alex of Cock, get off my chair with your weinus.

Das nasty.

by RonBodWettyPants June 1, 2010

cock professor

One who is renowned for their vast experience with BJs.

"She's gonna be my cock professor, studyin' my dick"

by monkeybatter December 3, 2007

Death Cock

When a LAD has used his womb broom in one too many clunges and picked up something that he really wish he hadn't, thus turning it into a yoghurt slinger, snot rocket or AIDS baster if you will.

My mate Mitch who has been slaying girls at uni and sending their nudes to the rugby whatsapp group for bants went and got the clap! He's totally got a Death Cock now!

by insertchucklesomenamehere December 12, 2016

Cock Merlot

A small bottle of red wine placed directly next to your penis when attempting a five finger discount.

"Dude. Remember that Sutterhome Merlot I was looking at back in the grocery store?"
"Yeah man?"
*Reaches next to dick and balls and pulls out bottle* "It's a cock merlot now negropolis!"

by Vegas&Tonic October 16, 2013