northwest christian

A school where if money doesn’t fall out your ass, they bully you into submission.

Dang he goes to Northwest Christian, he must have quarters plopping out his ass.

by Parker Farr June 4, 2023

Christian

Christian is the type of person that when they open their mouth it’s either something stupid. Or something smart that’s really stupid. They always have something smart to say and will use words nobody knows the definition of. Tend to be really annoying.

Christian: “I will liquidize all my assets and hire someone to slap you everyday of the week”
Brian: “he’s definitely a Christian”

by dragonspirit666 September 7, 2020

Christian

A very nice, charming man. He would never leave a significant other of him. Unless it comes down to the last scenario. He is loving and loyal as well. But he loves to jerk off the ruby. He wishes she would send him nudes.

“He’s such a Christian just looking for nudes.”

by Jack___ya boy March 4, 2019

parker christian taylor

icky.

who is that?

oh my god that is so parker christian taylor
ew

by ratweasel April 29, 2022

A Christian

Having a day off from work, because Christian is always on holiday.

I'll take a Christian on Monday, if that's OK?

by Schnodi August 15, 2022

Christian Swear

The thing that christian servers hate, it is also banned in church too. It's like cussing but for Christians.

Harry: Go to hell!
Ben: Did you just say a christian swear?

by Dumb thoughts... May 1, 2019

christian<33

The person keeping me alive, a person who cares about everybody, a person who deserves the world~ Christian , if your reading this, I love you<3 (Miranda)

christian<33 is an amazing person.

by flixsammy January 19, 2022