Venmo for old people
Charlie who is 70 gave his grandson a paper check for $50 for this birthday. His grandson asked, grandma what is this? He replied this is like Venmo but for old people.
by Nato1029 December 15, 2019
Get the Checkmug. When one either passes gas and is not sure if it was a shart, or they might not have wiped good enough earlier after pooping, takes toilet paper and dry wipes their butt.
Phil was so sweaty and didn’t know if he wiped good enough earlier, so I told him to check your dipstick.
by Sea_Waffle_69 June 17, 2018
Get the Check your dipstickmug. The female equivalent to "Man Check" meaning to surprise some by yelling "Chick Check!" then kick or punch that person in the crotch.
Carly: "Hey Lesa why do you have ice pack on your crotch?"
Lesa: "I was baby-sitting and the kid totally Chick Checked me."
Carly: "Ouch!"
Lesa: "I was baby-sitting and the kid totally Chick Checked me."
Carly: "Ouch!"
by Malik-Metallic12 March 11, 2014
Get the Chick checkmug. by Adly The First January 13, 2022
Get the P Checkmug. When someone Initiates a lighter check they light their lighter while saying lighter check then they proceed to pass the flame to everyone who also brought their lighters. If done regularly can prevent lighter thieves.
Stoner 1: *starts snapchat* Lighter Check *flicks lighter*
Stoner 2: *catches flame* I got mine
Stoner 3: you already know *catches flame*
Stoner 4: I forgot mine.
Stoner 1: Wtf you smoking for?
Stoner 2: *catches flame* I got mine
Stoner 3: you already know *catches flame*
Stoner 4: I forgot mine.
Stoner 1: Wtf you smoking for?
by Cyanokit May 1, 2020
Get the Lighter Checkmug. A whore who sleeps with every jit she meets has to regularly check for grown men still lingering around inside her pussy.
After that whore let the whole football team run a train on her, she was caught in the bathroom checking for jitters.
by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024
Get the Checking for Jittersmug. Justify your personal stance by consulting somebody close to you to check what the general consensus is for what was already a well-established notion and give you a perspective. Bonus points if it is your wife and you are the Prime Minister of Australia.
“Jenny and I spoke last night, and she said to me, ‘You have to think about this as a father first. What would you want to happen if it were our girls?’ – Jenny has a way of clarifying things, always has.”- Scott Morrison on his check with Jenny
by The Ladybug February 18, 2021
Get the Check with Jennymug.