by WW3 Rockout July 27, 2025

someone whose appreciation for hamburgers goes WAY beyond LOVE!!, and MUST eat hamburgers FREQUENTLY!!
i had to quit hamburgers cuz i was gettin' jiggly FAT! it wasn't easy, (OR fun!!) going 'cold turkey' and 'dumping' my burger junkie status!!
steve was a terminal burger junkie, he thought burgers were JESUS!!
joined the vegans and quit being a burger junkie!
i HATED when they 'ran off' the "sirloiner", the GOD of the burger junkie!!
steve was a terminal burger junkie, he thought burgers were JESUS!!
joined the vegans and quit being a burger junkie!
i HATED when they 'ran off' the "sirloiner", the GOD of the burger junkie!!
by michael foolsley August 6, 2012

Any greasy delicious burger containing two or more patties (from any restaurant or greasy spoon) is considered a fat burger.
The Best way to describe this guilty pleasure, a depiction of self loathing for falling in its delicious trap.
The Best way to describe this guilty pleasure, a depiction of self loathing for falling in its delicious trap.
by Paul Merr November 5, 2018

When your food delivery driver hotboxes his car while making your delivery, thus making your food taste like weed and stale cigarettes.
by Crunchy_Mom November 4, 2023

An overdramatic complaint from someone who's just recieved a gift. Typically done by those who are upper class.
A spin off of a nothing burger.
A spin off of a nothing burger.
Did you see that Ross was crying about not getting the right color Lamborghini for his birthday? That's such a Scott burger.
by Azzwagon March 19, 2025

A person that is really cool.
by 0cean_man August 30, 2018

burger
by Handle.cfg October 30, 2022
