by The original Chunky Trunks April 23, 2021
when you shit in the freezer and when its frozen you stick it back up your butt and wait for it to defrost then shit it out again
by daddy oh November 14, 2016
Guy 1: dude i got cock-blocked by geometry last night
Guy 2: haha the video buffered huh?
Guy 1: yeah. I need better internet.
Guy 2: haha the video buffered huh?
Guy 1: yeah. I need better internet.
by Tacocat777 March 06, 2017
When you’re at a party trying to get succ or any other form of coitus and there’s that one kid who is going around showing everyone the most trendy TikToks, when he stumbles upon you right when you’re about to seal the deal and draws the attention from your potential mate to the hypnotic effects of TikTok thus leaving you with blue balls.
Can also be used as a defense, such as if you show up to a party and see a person about to seal the deal with the person you wanted to hook up with, pull out your phone and show them some trendy TikToks and teach that fool a lesson about natural selection.
Can also be used as a defense, such as if you show up to a party and see a person about to seal the deal with the person you wanted to hook up with, pull out your phone and show them some trendy TikToks and teach that fool a lesson about natural selection.
I was late to Amber’s party last night when I saw that butthole Rick about to seal the deal with her on the couch, I grabbed my phone and TikTok Cock Blocked that fool and took Amber for myself while Rick was hypnotized by TikTok. Lets say I woke up in the morning feeling like P-Diddy.
by Stresemann's Bristlefront November 17, 2021
by Broseidon August 11, 2016
A secret way of blocking anyone from dating a certain individual.
Professional Cock Block artists have their own secret way of doing things.
They usually do it to be protective of someone they care about.
Professional Cock Block artists have their own secret way of doing things.
They usually do it to be protective of someone they care about.
Person 1: He is such a Professional Cock Block.
Person 2: Well maybe it wasn't meant to be.
Person 1: Be cautious around those Professional Cock Blocks, they know how to trick you.
Person 2: Well maybe it wasn't meant to be.
Person 1: Be cautious around those Professional Cock Blocks, they know how to trick you.
by DontFeedTheTrolls April 16, 2013
When two cars on the highway are moving at the same speed next to each other therefore blocking the road for faster traffic to move.
Dan: hey man you said youd be here 10 minutes ago wya
Todd: sorry man I got stuck behind a Carolina Road Block
Todd: sorry man I got stuck behind a Carolina Road Block
by supadoop July 14, 2018