shitting gummy bears

Being a victim of an unfortunate situation that you haven’t foreseen. Being taken by surprise.

Oh my god, I’m shitting gummy bears, my computer just stopped working as I was doing a livestream for 300 people…

by 5m4r7y April 28, 2022

Pork and beans

A person that’s Fat and a big Sloppy person and is just over all FAT

Bruh that’s person is so fat they look like pork and beans

by Papa Ave May 11, 2022

cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods

please see "cean"

Zeus: Hestia!

Hestia: Yes, my lord?

Zeus: I have a very special request. It consists of the creamy dairy and rounded crop of the mortals.

Hestia: No! You mean...

Zeus: Yes... CEAN.

The gods ate well that night, up in Mount Olympus.

Sometime in the future:

Mythologists: *reading ancient texts* YES! I've got it! 'tis cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods!

by ceanoay May 31, 2022

King of the Beans

Ayden Blanding

Yo that’s Ayden, he’s the king of the beans

by Wonkypenguin556 June 20, 2022

joo joo beans

Bead covers

Person1.can I have my covers. person2you mean my joo joo beans

by Demarcus cousins the 3 July 5, 2022

Deep In The Beans

Deep in the beans is a phrase that means exactly what you need it to mean. When you’re at a loss for words to describe how you’re feeling, man are you deep in the beans.

Jake: “Did Max get any sleep last night?

Ben: “No man he’s really deep in the beans.”

John: “Sorry I’m late, I guess I’m just deep in the beans today.”

by AbleAlways July 17, 2022

Sprinkle the beans

One person holds their hand out in a cup shape, while the other responds by mimicking the motion of sprinkling beans into the cupped hand(s). A more meaningful, intimate version of a high five.

Nah man. Sprinkle the beans!

by Tepire November 28, 2022