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Mike's Law

In any internet conversation that involves strangers, and where the subject is either war or firearms, the longer the conversation continues the greater the likelihood that a poster will claim to be a SEAL.
Mike's Law in Action: "You obviously know nothing about the AR-15. As an active SEAL I can break one down blindfolded, hence your argument is moot."
by Mike the Non-Seal January 20, 2013
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mike schmool

This phrase can be used to describe anything and everything.
by Karoline Das Boot January 21, 2011
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Mike Kroon Money Shot

Mike Kroon Money Shot refers to when a man while masturbating accidentally cums on his own face, such as by sneezing or other methods while masturbating, resulting in the responsible party performing an accidental self-inflicted money-shot. The term was originally coined on the once popular Internet Box Podcast episode 121, where the titular Mr. Kroon confessed to performing the act.
I once knew a guy who performed the Mike Kroon Money Shot. Boy was his face red, or should I say white. By the way, anyone know hot to get cum out of someone's hair? Asking for a friend.
by JustForThis July 23, 2022
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Mike trevitt

This man where's 6 fadoras and my not be the strongest but he has commen sense which most doesn't have
And is from Gen z
Mike trevitt is a man of many hats
by Źzzzzzzzz April 20, 2022
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MiKing

MiKing is a individual shrouded in the aura of mystery and misinterpretation. He is currently the last male of his family generation to have the historic and ever so prevalent last name Wharton. MiKing, though seeming in the eyes of many as a true menace to society, is a very conscious, and level headed teen. He is strictly focused on his goal of becoming financially stable enough to leave the hospitality of his mother and seek a start to his "own life" presumably with the hand of his soul tied girlfriend Mari.(Magic) Along his journey, MiKing would cross the paths of and shake hands with everyone from the class of 2024's future athletes, to future drug/arms dealers and traplords; being that he insisted upon making a name for himself instead of being merely

known to be the younger cousin of the ever growing star NFL player Tershawn Wharton, and the son of man who went to prison in 2018 for robbing a bank in Saint Louis.
Yo could ya stop with that phyco shit! It's giving Miking vibes
by Dallan Holtzclaw November 21, 2021
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mike paden

The single best Beam streamer in all of Beam
Did you see MPW last night? Mike Paden did AMAZING on the card.
by THEsd23 April 24, 2017
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miked

something that has been recklessly broken/ damaged or messed up.
You really "miked" dinner when you left it the oven for too long.
by anonymous September 1, 2022
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