sex ed clown

Lanky Kong's current job.
Give creepy lectures with penis and vulva puppets.
$64,439 per year

He earned a degree in a college town and decided to work as a sex ed clown. Now he has a penis puppet and a vulva puppet too. And he'll give a creepy lecture just for you

by Urban Wildlife November 30, 2023

crimson clown face

when a guy eats her out while she's on her period.

Driving home, looks in the rearview mirror and sees "Licko the Clown" also known as crimson clown face.

by luckybastd July 12, 2009

Slappin the Clown

Another term for male masturbation.

"Timmy just got caught slappin the clown by his mother!"

by SuspiciousSushi April 14, 2017

tugballs the clown

a goofy silly zesty bungy clown, he filled his veins with type 17 heroine and starting touching children

"hey man, you saw that clown movie tugballs the clown?"
"Nah man, but i heard some bike horn outside earlier"
"uh oh"

by alt account November 08, 2022

soul clown

Hard rock band out of Lake Havasu City, Arizona.

The musical group is currently touring throught Arizona.

www.soulclown.net

by Soul Clown Email List Guy January 17, 2005

Clown Plane

A clown plane is a ugly ass stupid bitch plane that give me nightmares

“The ugly clown plane is running over a child” said Jessica
“I hope the child dies” says herald

by BatmanYeetus February 06, 2022

Nightlight Clown

Proverbial creeper. Stalker. Pervert. Invalid. Not having any personal essential attributes or qualities. Idiot of the "people" of America! Basically, one of you! And one of me. And one of of poo and one of pee!

The nightlight clown of our little Ole town came down from his roost to get his extra boost, yet what he got is clearly only POOP!

by Doododuboobear February 26, 2023