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Salentines Day

On February 14 you and one of your single homies must take on a challenge and frot with no lube. Whoever cums first is tonight’s biggest loser and must let their homie finish down their throat.
Hey bro, today’s Salentines Day! Wanna find out who’ll be tonight’s big loser?~
by CheeseBurgerAndy February 14, 2024
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National Give Katie Tregunna Money Day

On this day you give money to everyone called Katie Tregunna no matter how big or small but must be over 1 pound
guess what day it is today! It’s national give katie Tregunna money day
“Oh god better save up”
by katie_xoxox October 8, 2020
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International Chia Day

A day celebrating all things chia, on April 21st
by Garrett Pullman April 13, 2023
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Something a person says to trick themselves into thinking the day isn't going to turn out horribly. It will. No one can stop it. Not even steve.
Or used for sarcasm when something bad happens to lighten the mood.
*yawns* 'Todays going to be a good day' -dog shits on the bed-
by Toddthe3rd August 2, 2022
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Yo mama day

It’s a day where the “yo mama” phrase will finally become a day and that day will be ok mother’s day
Ayy yo homie, today is yo mama day.
by CONCO December 3, 2020
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National Hickey Day

On September 6th give your boo a hickey. You’d see tons of bitches with bite marks all over there bodies.
Girl: “Ewww why’d you bite me”
Boy: “It’s National Hickey Day
by Clorox_Fan25 September 5, 2019
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