Your Dick

A microscopic object attached to your crotch.

Big dick randy: YOUR DICK IS TINY
Jeremy: ah shit you're right

by PalistanBall December 29, 2024

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dick dunlop

A condom

If he had used a dick Dunlop the he wouldn’t have ended up getting her preggo and having to fork out for child support

by Crombo July 19, 2020

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big dick

something a man simply must have to take part in a relationship

Girl: do you have a big dick
Boy:No...
Girl: ...

by JasPug15 February 18, 2025

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Dick Down December

Christmas season fill of dicks..

Ayo yo it’s finally Dick down December.

by Millipussy December 6, 2021

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Paprika dick

When you sprinkle paprika on your dick to spice up the sex

“Garret’s bout to shove his paprika dick in to make it spicy!”

by JosieDirt July 19, 2021

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A human who enjoys being hungover and passion is sleeping on couches. They think the highest score wins at golf (always shooting over a 100), thinks they are great at Mario Cart but are afraid to set it up in fear of losing there spot on the couch and coming in last place.

That bag of dicks said he doesn’t want to play darts because he is going to set up Mario Cart, but when you come back inside he hasn’t moved off the couch he currently believes he owns.

by Yourboilet May 28, 2022

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