dick

1. the male genitalia
2. the act of masturbation

dick me daddy

by kimjonooof February 4, 2018

dick spackle

The dried white residue that stays on the skin after a man ejaculates on another person.

After he shot his load in her face, he filled her acne craters with his dick spackle

by Skins Sug June 17, 2018

vacation dick

A rather well endowed penis. One that would be fun to try but could be frightening for a long term relationship.

He was hot and had a vacation dick. I'd give it a ride a time or two.

by Anne Bissell June 2, 2016

dick barnacle

Someone who has someone's back way too hard and agrees or cosigns with everything they say.

Get off his nuts ya fuckin dick barnacle.

by Phlick Benson June 23, 2022

Brantz's Dick

Brantz's Cock: Usually around 11 inches, but sometimes is found in the 2 foot region. When someone sees him they say: "ITS THE 2 FOOTER!", Or more commonly: "Rail me".

You: It's a Brantz's Dick
Me: I can see the bulge. He could rail me any day. He's thicky nicky and has the best moan.

by NotBen11113 April 7, 2021

Dick Juggling Thunder Cunt

A special someone who you'd love to eat out

Bethany: My ass is stuck in the washing machine step bro!
Stepbro: Dick Juggling Thunder Cunt! It is!

by Pubeypie August 24, 2021

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025