nap dick

What you call your erect penis after having a sexual dream whilst taking a nap

Cari: how was your nap babe?
Ben: it was good, but now I got nap dick so come ride me bitch

by Cdawg0533 February 22, 2016

Nicky nicky non-dick

A slang term for the act of cock-teasing

Person 1: “I think that girl is really into me

Person 2: “she hasn’t texted you back in 5 days, don’t let her lead you on like that!”
Person 1: “I’m not fucking around, I have absolutely no time for Nicky Nicky non-dick”

by Dontletyourdreamsbedreams December 29, 2018

Porch dick

Me slopping my fat cock all over the porch.

"Bro your porch dick keeps slopping everywhere"

by Berily Soup August 03, 2021

Raisin dick

Robby has one. He doesnt know how to use it, he thought it was a clinker until he pissed out of it. They call it the anson house scrumpet.

By heck...robs got a raisin dick

by Bbosh April 02, 2017

raisin dick

When a girl sucks your dick for so long you penis shrivels like your fingers after a long shower.

Jessica came over last night and blew me for 4 hours, and now I've got a serious case of raisin dick.

by ThisOtherLife January 31, 2017

Taste's Like Dick

When a specific food or drink has the flavor or aftertaste of a dirty sweaty penis. Often the taste of dick will have a pungent and or sour flavor profile.

Damn bro that warm beer you just poured me taste's like dick.

by JUSTIN SYDHER March 31, 2022

Dick Fries

When your girl is married you aren't getting any dick but you know she's getting smashed by her husband and y'all sharing frites at the Red robin

Yo you aren't smashing her but but y'all sharing food, you eating them dick fries.

by Butters1251 August 14, 2022