dreams dick

another word for cucumber

i ate a dreams dick today

by aaaaaaaasaaaaa September 7, 2021

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Dick beaters

Hands

Go wash your Dick beaters before you eat.

by Wvjeff September 7, 2016

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Get your dick out of my wallet

What you tell someone when they put their dick in your wallet as a joke.

Guy 1: *Notices that Guy 2's wallet has been left out on the table* now's my chance. *Unzips pants and puts dick in wallet*
Guy 2: I'm finally back. What do you- *stares in silence*
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Get your dick out of my wallet.

by RStickCat34 December 10, 2025

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My dicks bigger

If you have long legs you have a humungus dick is so big when you get a boner it wraps around the world 8 times

Hey Aria My dick is bigger because my legs are longer then yours you have short legs = one inch pinch. Long legs = My dicks bigger

by Hoes be mad June 29, 2022

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Dick-straction

A random fling with a man to distract you away from having sex with another man you're really into.

Kitten: "I just started dating this guy and I'm really attracted to him."

Nina: "Have you slept with him yet?"

Kitten: "No, I don't want to rush that but I'm so damn attracted to him. It's going to be tough."

Nina: "Not necessarily, you need a "Dick-straction" to hold you over."

Kitten: "Where's my black book!?"

by NinaPetite May 8, 2009

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