Dick Mermaid

A dick mermaid is a female who is sucking a cock and kicking her feet as if she were swimming.

Man ,last night I had this dick mermaid give me best blow job I ever had.

by jederic January 17, 2018

big dick bandito

A 50 year old man in a white van slowly driving threw everyone’s neighborhood who is looking for the biggest and juiciest dicks out there to snatch right out of you pants.

Hey, did you hear bill got attacked by big dick bandito?

by BakedP0t@toez December 4, 2019

Dick Rider

A invasive species of the entire world. Known as the biggest invasive species in history! These are weird ass niggas who like to talk about you alot just to make a joke. Or somebody who likes to always compliment things you do or say. Watch out for these Dick Riders mann.

He kept talking about me just to try and be funny, Hes such a Dick Rider.

by @getbucksskyle November 17, 2023

Dick

something that girls like to suck, usually only on boys.
Oh YeAh
And you cum and pee with it

Girl: Your dick is so big
boy: suck it
girl: yUm
boy: *cums*

by Creeper thingy September 29, 2020

Dick Orange

A Orange that seems to be shaped like a dick

Omg Rebecca,tracy destroyed that dick Orange like it was nothing!

by Like_My_Ballic January 15, 2020

dick dung

A hot ass boy who's a little too full of himself

That dick dung sure is hot but he she thinks he's smarter and hotter

by Hoodie hands 987 April 27, 2021

dick limping

Any grotesque sexual act that may cause "dick limping" is a "dick Limping" moment.

My "dick limping" moment was when my mom walked in on me jerking it to my step-sisters crusty panties.

by dick limper October 11, 2017