Dick Mitton

Sorry Sally, I forgot to put my dick mitton on last night. You might want to get a pregnancy test.
by Tilt25 March 13, 2016
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big dick dylan

person a: How are you today?
person b: I found a big dick dylan in nature
person a: wow, was it good.
by Freda Jhones October 23, 2022
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dick in

a form of control, domination, or staking claim
I have something that was given to me that I do not want and they know it. If I get rid of it, they will know. They are trying to make it look like they are doing something nice for me so they can tell people about it and so others will see it when they come over. That is a "dick in" situation.

There are unauthorized users on my credit card. That is a dick in situation.

When an agent says something false about another agent who is then forced to cover or make that false thing actually happen or look like it has happened, that is a dick in situation.

Sometimes people walk next to me to make it look like they are with me. That is a dick in situation.

Some people feel the need to put themselves in where they don't belong like taking over a conversation that they are not welcome in or hijacking a likeness like identity theft including false text messages or emails. That is a dick in situation.
by HRM Queen Zion September 20, 2019
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Dick on miniscule

When it's fucking brick in the surrounding area, causing immense shrinkage of one's dick
by CilthyFasual January 06, 2018
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National Dick Pic Mondays

It is a day that takes place every single Monday. The meaning of this day is to take a picture of your dick and send it to at least one person. If the other person sends you one back then you will have good luck for the whole week. If the other person does not send you one back, then you will have bad luck for the entire week until Friday. Saturday is a luck-roulette! This day has recently been invented and in my opinion a day to see if you can trust your friends!
Jacob didn't participate in National Dick Pic Mondays with me so now I have bad luck for the rest of the week!
by The Week-Day Maker July 20, 2021
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flavored dick

During oral sex a dude will take a huge fat vape cloud, blowing on the dudes dick which then flavors it as something else.
Bro, she gace me flavored dick so hard.
by Swiis September 09, 2017
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