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by anonymous October 9, 2020
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Noodle dick

Noodle dick: when your dick cant get hard. A soft dick.
I was higher than a giraffes pussy and took another rip. Got astronaut pussy and my girl naked positioned doggy style. She turned around look me in the eye. She wants it so bad. But I was too high and couldn't get hard. She look me in the eye and said. Oh oh spaghetti oh! Noodle dick!
by Quail eggs! September 23, 2025
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Grab dick december

Grants the ability to grab any males dick throughout the month
Tom - are you taking part in grab dick december?
Lucy - yeah i already started.
by Kingmafiaz October 24, 2020
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dick bun

When a mans “thing” is in between a woman’s two front “things”!!!

Or could be a last name of a person.
Unbelievable she gave me a dick bun last night...
by Dick Bun January 4, 2018
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chickle dick

chick•le | \ ‘chi-kǝl \

A dangerous condition in which a guy’s dick is no longer satisfying enough for his girlfriend during sex. This condition is the result of the female partner’s excessive use of over-stimulating sex toys.
Female: “Ever since I started using the brand new 12-speed Cock-n’-Hammer-Pussy-Rammer-9000 that I got from the office secret Santa party, Ezequiel’s chickle dick just doesn’t satisfy me anymore. I think I’m going to break up with him.”

Male: “Don’t ever let your girl start using vibrating dildos, you might get that chickle dick.”
by TickleMeHarder April 15, 2021
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vacation dick

Dick that you only hook up with once every while, because it is extraordinary in size.
Damn, last night I hooked up with a vacation dick.
by typo127 June 14, 2016
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sleepy dick

when a guys penis makes the woman tired or drowsy during sexual intercourse
woman: yea i fucked him and i fell asleep idk know what happened

other woman: yea girl i heard about that he must have sleepy dick
by hanataniabbah May 3, 2023
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