Dick On Salt (DOS)

When you get corona and your test comes back positive, but you say Dick On Salt to deny that you have corona.

-What's up?
-Ah, nothing but did you hear that Jake has Dick On salt (DOS)
-What a soy boy

by FckBitchesnGetMoney January 2, 2021

dick dunlop

A condom

If he had used a dick Dunlop the he wouldn’t have ended up getting her preggo and having to fork out for child support

by Crombo July 19, 2020

Your Dick

A microscopic object attached to your crotch.

Big dick randy: YOUR DICK IS TINY
Jeremy: ah shit you're right

by PalistanBall December 29, 2024

dick

dick is a male body part but is normally used as an insult.

you know bod, yeah he's such a DICK!

by ihatemyselfbcimnotfunny<33 March 5, 2022

big dick

something a man simply must have to take part in a relationship

Girl: do you have a big dick
Boy:No...
Girl: ...

by JasPug15 February 18, 2025

my dick so long

When u see ur mum

FAP FAP FAP YESS MOM BEND OVER my dick so long

by Pussy eater 0 February 22, 2019

Chicken dick

Well you guys must be horny if you guys are searching this up

"man, hes such a chicken dick"

by Painting May 9, 2020