Dick

That's you.

The person who's reading this on their mind is a dick

by You're reading with your mind January 1, 2020

Suck my dick

When a girl/boy starts to suck a boy's dick. It creates cum, leading to oral sex.

"Suck my dick."
"Uhh, harder . . ."

by I love doing sex November 9, 2025

CHICKEN DICK

WHEN YOUR DICK IS TO SMALL YOU BAG A BIG DICK CAUSE YOU ARE SCARED FOR PEOPLE TO KNOW YOU HAVE A SMALL DICK

Chicken dick was sent to bang THE HOES . MY DICK WAS TOO SMALL SO I BAGGED A BIG DICK . AND WENT TO WORK. DONT WORRY THE HOES WONT KNOW WHO YOU BAGGED!!!

by THE BEAR . Husband March 5, 2023

Dick Suckle

Man responsible for parts of the live action Scooby Doo movies.

He's not Richard Suckle, he's Dick Suckle

by anonymous May 1, 2022

Vacation Dick

A dick that is so big that you can only fuck with it every so often.

I'm so soar from that guy with the Vacation Dick last night

by Austin_Ert June 17, 2016

Dick beaters

Hands

Go wash your Dick beaters before you eat.

by Wvjeff September 7, 2016

Schrödinger's Dick

A scientific theory stating that the size of a virgin's dick is both above and below average until they measure it.

Person 1: Do you have a big dick?
Person 2: I'm not sure, I'm too lazy to measure it.
Person 1: Oh, so it's a Schrödinger's Dick situation.

by Skulltra February 3, 2021