Dick jacket

Another name for a condom

“I brought some dick jackets tonight”

by Frow horker March 2, 2019

kong dick

A big dick

Ryan has a kong dick

by Kingkong1738yr April 9, 2017

Dick

A name for a man/boy who is caring but strict and will have a lot of children in his future and is loved by many women and very athletic, toned, funny, likeable and lovable person. Also a handsome and bright young person who has a very large penis.

Girl 1: hello nice to meet you.
Girl 2 : hello nice to meet you too.
Girl 1 : and who's this sexy beast.
Girl 2 : ummm... that's my husband , his name is dick.
Girl 1 : yes I can tell because of his sexy body.

by DickDaniels202 February 28, 2017

Dick puss

tuck your penis between your legs

Can I see your dick puss you stinky fuck

by yootris December 20, 2020

Dick Licker

A person that tries to figure out how many licks it takes to make a penis cum.

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by Clevemeyer December 15, 2015

Sucking ghost dick

When you randomly choke on nothing or your spit at any random time

1: yo how wa- *starts randomly choking*

2: this nigga sucking ghost dick

1: it was my spit dumbass

by RETARDCUH666 June 20, 2023

dick wiping thing

When you're doing anal and you notice you have a little shit on your dick and rather than get a towel, you just wipe it off on a cheek and sick back in like the beast you are underneath.

"Man last night me and shelly were doin butt stuff and i noticed i had shit on my dick, so i did that dick wiping thing and stuck it back in dry."

by jjbrack77 April 23, 2016