Side's Dick Away

A phrase used to describe how close you are to something or being in a short margin.
Similar to the phrase "a hair's breadth" but smaller.

I was a side's dick away from hitting that car.

by Bar B Q February 1, 2022

dirt moving dick

One who moves dirt for a living, drinks, fight, fucks and does drugs when on the road, usually has an old lady at home with kids.

Look at that Brytan guy he’s such a dirt moving dick! But he’s cute tho “sploosh”

by 1234125 June 5, 2018

dick spaghetti

After masturbating for a long period of time you finally shoot cum all over your belly. You then proceed to walk like a disabled person with Parkinson's to the shower to wash off all the semen. But the semen, instead of washing of easy, gets stuck in your pubic hair. It then forms some sort of 'layer' around it.

A: Dude, yesterday I was watching this video of someone giving this girl a huge semen bat and I came so much I created dick spaghetti in the shower.
B: Ew what the hell man?!

by Wacky Noodles January 16, 2017

3 holes for dick

A soulless half a woman with no personality and unable to control emotions with traits such as being able to be jealous of other women and body shamed so all it is good for is it's holes that a penis can fit in

Shut your mouth with that lady talk, you 3 holes for dick

by Zeitgeist997 April 26, 2025

Grab dick month

The whole month of November is GRAB DICK MONTH

Hey you know what today is

Its grab dick month

by Hey hey hey hey boy October 26, 2019

Dick Puppet

When the woman’s hair gets wrapped around a mans penis/balls

Someone’s hair is wrapped around my dick, I’ll use it as a dick puppet

by Brewer0926 August 15, 2021

No dick December

Girls are not allowed to use dildoes or anything to masturbate or have sex with any guy for the month of December because if a guy has to try no nut November, girls should get a try at it.

Hey joe I can’t have sex or masterbate for you because it’s no dick December

by Autism anus November 6, 2020