Gladiator dick

A grower not a show-er. Penis is small and shriveled to protect against battle all day until it’s time to lay pipe, then it’s a meaty 7.5 inches

Dude, I had gladiator dick all day walking through Camden afraid I was gonna get jumped… but once I got home to my girl my dick was majestic as usual

by Luvitwenucallmebigpasta May 30, 2025

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Limbo Dick

A penis that is in-between soft and hard. Derived from a combination of Limp and Boner.

Don't send me a dick pick if it's a total Limbo Dick you drunk asshole.

by subject313 March 29, 2015

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When your mom and dad have intercourse this is what happens this is what your dad put in while your mom is pregnant with the child and that’s how everything works life is what designs this this is what runs all male genitals

My dicks bigger than yours

by Make dog October 20, 2018

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SUCK ME DICK

when you want someone to suck your dick

Step son: "Mum come here"
Mum: "Yes?"
Step son "SUCK ME DICK"
Mum:"OK!"

by A dick sucker March 24, 2021

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Dead Dick And Chips

Its like saying dead ass but way better and people are much more likely to believe you than the basic "Dead Ass" and the and chips acts as a on god replacement.

Did you get the meat out of the freezer? bro I swear I did like "Dead Dick And Chips mom"

by ZeFleas November 8, 2021

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limp dick politics

The majority of modern day politics, where politicians resort to name calling and seeing who can piss off the other through childish tactics and blatant hypocrisy rather than meaningfully challenging their opponents on their ideas.

"Sleepy Joe is such a loser, he did bad in school."
"The other side wants to raise your taxes! Now excuse us while we exempt Jeff Bezos for the third time in a row."
"Man, I hate limp dick politics".

by Lengend47 January 6, 2021

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