Dick

What guys have

His dick was super hard

by Fuecolord1 December 15, 2024

Gnar Dick

An STD from getting head from a girl with a gnartooth. It makes your dick crocked and bent.

Person one: "Dude, i just got head from a TMMG with a gnartooth, and now my dicks all bent!"

Person two: "Bro, you have Gnar Dick!"

by Washoe October 10, 2013

Big dick Derrick

A hairy male with a long dick.

Shaniqua: Omg tanwuinisja look, there’s big dick Derrick!!
Tanwuinisja: I heard his dick is as long as the Great Wall of China!!

by Big dick Richard :) December 31, 2019

Dick

A dick is always big and you stick it in a hole and you you smake people with it

Dick is big slap me harder greg

by ";×¥=©×=mdjjzmdcjzkmrg November 11, 2020

Dick bagel

A sexual device used by a gentleman endowed with an absolute unit as to prevent the actual destruction of his partner's innards, gizzards, etc. when plumbing the depths of their trenches. Not to be confused with a dick donut, the dick bagel is preferred due to its robust structure and stout crumb.

Prior to entering her yearning channel, he donned his dick bagel.

by WeirdBarbie May 15, 2024

vacation dick

1. A hit and run dick.
2. One night stand.
3. A go to dick when there's no other resources left.

"Girl, I'm running out of options here. I'm going to have to resort to my vacation dick."

"He is acting weird now. I think this ended up just being a vacation dick."

by MayraDiver June 16, 2016

Bobbing for dick

When one repeatedly nods their head up and down (usually with their mouth open) in an attempt to stay awake, thus appearing to be giving a blow job.

Mark got tired in class, and began bobbing for dick.

by BigDaddyDJ May 21, 2017