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dick swig

Verb. The act of indulging in another's alcoholic beverage due to a desire to get fucked up but unwillingness to refill one's own drink.
Mike is too lazy to make a new drink so he decided to dick swig Amanda's cocktail.
by Amanda Drew April 20, 2018
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plush dick

when youve had so much sex that ur dick is swelling. same thing with fapping.
i got plush dick cuz i took multiple pics of mom taking a shit with a camera i taped onto the ceiling. and fapped to that too much! im suprised she didnt notice it. gonna have to edit the part out of my dad jacking off.
by nobody else here May 27, 2018
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Dicking around

To waste time, dilly dalling.
Stop dicking around,we need to keep moving.
by Toa Pohatu March 22, 2017
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Dick

(Verb) to be played by a person or false persona for the purpose of achieving sexual satisfaction or sadistic cravings. Often used as a desperate attempt to hide something personal, ie. homosexuality.
She realized she had been dicked by her current boyfriend when she found out via text message that he chose his second girlfriend over her.
by superwholock69 January 22, 2014
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dick lesson

When you teach someone how to use a dick, ensuring your mates can use their dick to full-strength
BoOb- Ayo, can you give me a quick dick lesson?

JeFf- Ofcouse, come here.
by gauhati January 7, 2022
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Dick Scheduling

When a woman is promised to get dick down ahead of time so she can get ready such as (Getting A Babysitter Lubrication Booking Hotels etc.)
P*** stars are experts at Dick Scheduling
by EmJayee January 30, 2019
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