Gas Station Dick

Good sex that is given by a blue collar or part-time worker, typically who works in food service or at a gas station. Typically this man will have no aspirations, no professional skills, and minimal to no motivation for moving on in life.

Person 1: how was your date with Caleb?
Person 2: I wouldn’t call that a date—he wants to be a YouTuber. He was just some gas station dick.

by Fwigs April 29, 2024

dick

a lolly pop

Girl 1 "i suck a guys dick at your bday party"
Girl 2 "whore"

by helllowelo April 30, 2024

Dick shaft

Being a little worse than a dickhead

That guy is a Dick shaft

by therealguy22 April 30, 2024

Stiff Dick Baby Killer

Killer of baby’s, taker of dick

Jacob’s a stiff dick baby killer

by Plutocratic April 30, 2024

Dick Master

Master of Dick, Dick as in the male reproductive organs. The person who commands all dick.

John: Yo bro Ava called me The Dick Master yesterday!

by ZoomTomb_404 April 30, 2024

National sucking dick day

May 1st also known as National sucking dick day!

Hey did you hear what today is? It’s national sucking dick day.

by Your secret Admire May 1, 2024

dick biting day

its the day where you get your bf or male friend to get you to bite his dick (may 21)

*guy comes home*
girl- "hey, babe! come here!"
guy- "what is it?"
girl- "its may 21.. dick biting day"
guy- NO, YOUR NOT BITING MY DICK-"
girl- *bites*

by goth_jesus May 2, 2024