floppy dick

A floppy dick is an unfortunate symptom that may be acquired when a guy goes without masturbating a very long time. As you go about your day while the penis is in its flaccid state you will feel it pulsating and throbbing, flopping up and down, back and forth, flopping from side to side, flopping against your left thigh and then against your right thigh. And it may still be flopping up and down around everyone you meet and then the mind will start playing games with you telling you that you want to fuck everyone and anyone you meet. Your mind will say things like "see that guy over there? You want to fuck him don't you?" And you'll say, "no I don't!" and the mind will say "then why is your dick flopping up and down?".

Ever since I stopped jerking off, I now walk around all day long with a floppy dick.

by Bill Beef March 2, 2024

Dick Parrot

When one make tries to mimic another male’s big duck energy.

“He thinks he’s hotter than other guys, but he’s just a dick parrot”

by BootyMcGeeShe December 24, 2021

Skunk Dick

When a guy (usually indian) I being an asshole.

Alyssa: can you believe how rude rajh was being when he was fixing my computer

Ben: I know, what a Skunk Dick

by Mq Gucci gang June 8, 2019

Dick peakers

A new clothing fashion where a guy wears jeans but no underwear and there is at least one hole around the crotch are where if you look closely you can get a glimpse of his dick.

I got a new pair of dick peakers.

by judge dredd7 October 25, 2012

dick's girl

A girl who is sweet but just got out of a serious relationship with jerk and now she's been a jerk to him for everyone to see

People need to get off her back and remember she's a dick's girl

by starr48 March 18, 2016

Dick

A small or large thing on a man. Hopefully large. It is so sexy to all women except lesbians. You can suck it or play with it. Some men even jerk off their own. Some even post them doing it that looks like a fun time. If your husband or boyfriend doesn’t have a big dick then leave them because you need to have the time of your life with their dick. Most importantly you need to have a dick to have sex. So everyone go find a dick and suck it!

Did you see Mark’s dick, it is huge, I wanna ride that. I want to have a threesome with two of those sized dicks!

by Today me May 22, 2022

dick ripple

When someone makes a really stupid post in the lj community indiefucks.

Finestdrops has been making a lot of dick ripples lately.

by Sum Fgt March 7, 2005