When a girl named Aleah that works at kwik trip squats over a mans mouth and proceeds to shit in his mouth before fucking his face with a dirty strap on while her cousin watches.
She gave a Dirty Aleah when I was asleep to wake me up. I was like woah bro, you know who else does a Dirty Aleah, MY MOM!
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I was online with my buddy the other night and he pulled a Dirty Evan when he heard his cat meowing in the back ground
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Bro I was about to lose the science olympiad but then I just pulled a dirty Parker and it all worked out fine.
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The man will do a handstand in front of the woman. She will then wrap her arms around him and pick him up to perform analingus. She will then reach around and stroke him simultaneously, similar to playing a flute.
All sexual fluids will be caught on a croissant pre-loaded with ham and cheese. The fluids will then be evenly spread using a French passport.
The man will do a handstand in front of the woman. She will then wrap her arms around him and pick him up to perform analingus. She will then reach around and stroke him simultaneously, similar to playing a flute.
All sexual fluids will be caught on a croissant pre-loaded with ham and cheese. The fluids will then be evenly spread using a French passport.
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