big dick energy

margo's stage presence

person 1: were u at margo's concert last night? i couldn't tell if i wanted to be her or fuck her
person 2: yeah total big dick energy

by ksab20 October 30, 2019

dick horse

An elevated form of dickhead, meant to mean a stubborn and unreasonable asshole, idiot, or douchebag.

Stop being such a dick horse, Liam!

by Boffo1 February 14, 2023

Dick

That one person who always brings his or her young child to the airplane. No, fuck the real dick is that child because we all know damn well that bitch ain't gonna stop kicking your mother fucking chair.

Person 1: Yo why your chair vibrating bro?
Person 2: There's a dick behind me.

by JustARandomDinasour August 8, 2018

urban dicking it

to search on urban dictionary

hold on let me urban dic that
yeah, urban dicking it

by jeanscocknballz November 13, 2021

Hole dick

when your dick falls of and theres a hole.

"Man my hole dick hurts"

"let my lick it for you"
"that is what homes are for"

by Harry person October 21, 2019

national suck dick day

today is national suck dick day 😉 #letmesuckyourdick. (if you have a gf we can do it as friends tho) 🍆♥️

person 1 (hey its national suck dick day)
person 2 (yeah sure i have a gf tho)
person 1 (it dont matter its national suck dick day)
😉😉😉😉

by stargirl 💫 April 3, 2023

condensed dick

When your dick is not big, but it has hella mass.

-Daaaaaaaaaamn, he got a condensed dick, it made me cum in like 2 minutes.

by blackyniggerface December 5, 2016