Dirty Lazlo

A Dirty Lazlo is an act of orally cleaning dick cheese from under the folds of the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

Friend 1: Hey man, you ever stuck your dick in a golf ball cleaner?

Friend 2: i don’t have a sick circ like you, homie. Too many folds. But it’s okay! Becky gave me a Dirty Lazlo last night

by Donsense September 9, 2021

Dirty Devonta

The acting of sucking dick making a man cum in five minutes or less.

Last night this thick guy dirty devontaed me.

by Blue Lighting September 17, 2021

Dirty Ulrik

When she's taking a shit, and you push it back in the ass with your penis; not allowing her to finish her big dump. No shit - no mercy.

I was in the middle of taking a shit, when my boyfriend suddenly inserted his wiener, pushing my turd back in the cave. He pulled a dirty Ulrik.

by Leetgamer1234567 May 3, 2024

Dirty Lonsdale st

When all the boys from 130 Lonsdale st Gang bang Jackson’s Mum while Jackson is playing video games online and then make Jackson cook everyone dinner

Hey Serge let’s do a dirty Lonsdale st tonight

by Lonsdale st April 6, 2020

Dirty DT

The act of being convinced you are dating a girl for months but finding out she has been secretly dating you and your best friend at the same time.

Yooooo, I can’t believe he fell for the dirty dt. So clit.

by Rb7 June 4, 2020

dirty sadee

Dirty Sadee is a condom full of cum

Uh.. babe... we have a dirty sadee on our hands

by Sexy baby 22 May 7, 2021

dirty football

When a players in a football match (professional or not) take it in turns to insert goal posts into their arse holes , then get red arsed by another player. if the goal post goes further in, the player kicking the ball gets a point, if the player with the post manages to tense hard enough to stop the pole from moving, then they get a point. The game rotates until someone has 69 points, and is therefore declared the Big Dirty Football

Person 1: Can we play Dirty Football?
Person 2: Yes!
Person 3: Shotgun the goal !!

by JizzoLizzo September 2, 2021