Dirty Nigel

To deliver an oversized mechanic’s index finger into the naughty balloon knot of your lover as she bends over to pick up your shooting brogues.

“Carol my dear, would you mind awfully grabbing my shooting attire from the back door and placing them on the drying rack for me”

“of course not Nigel my darling…..……JESUS CHRIST!! Is that your finger or a coke can that’s just tickled my spleen from the basement entrance?!?! It felt like someone just used me as a guitar case.”

“Oh Carol, you do make me laugh. I just saw your delightful rear end calling to me through that Cath Kitson dress and I felt compelled to deliver a good old Dirty Nigel to you bum-hoolio. Love you”

“Love you too you cheeky monkey”

by Rachel1980 August 9, 2025

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Dirty clanker

Derogatory name for a older droid; typically used by newer droids.

"this is how you cut a droid cake"
"Shut your dirty clanker ass up"

by seththesavagekid July 11, 2025

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dirty evangeline

when a someone drinks 5 cans of fanta grape and then burps on your balls

Jeff gave Connor a good ol' dirty evangeline.

by jack1010100 May 6, 2020

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Dirty Akiff

When you get head until you cum, then get more head from another bitch and cum again. This repeats until you die of suckocation.

He died of a dirty Akiff.. that’s gotta suck..

by Buttplugs unite September 15, 2021

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dirty expose

A dirty Expose is when a wee Scottish ginger fucker does a front flip off a 20ft diving board, You then proceed to nose dive into the anus of a specimen of the users choice.

Did you see Adam? He preformed the dirty Expose on a chubby American.

by Judgey__02 April 19, 2020

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