Muffin dick

Calling your friend Muffin Dick because they suck at everything

Hey what’s up Muffin Dick

by The Muffin man 123 March 5, 2024

Dick Flipping Day

April 13th is Dick Flipping Day ,Taken or NOT a girl or guy will flip you're dick 🍆

Hey Moe can I flip your dick ?

Why said moe

Amber: because it's dick Flipping Day

by Jiaijhwve April 12, 2017

Dick

A modern tool for modern insults

Dude: Suck my dick
female women: when are you available

by Chubbycheeksdude June 10, 2021

Dick

A person who doesn't tolerate narcissistic whiny people. A narcissist will call someone a dick if they don't get what they want from that person.

That dick wouldn't loan me any money.

by Muncy Reader September 24, 2023

TINY DICK

A tiny dick is a dick 3 inches or less

If your name is Cayden then you have a tiny dick

by Bella..Taylor September 11, 2023

dicked me dumb

Being sexed so good it leaves you retarded and goofy.

Omg he dicked me dumb I'm in love.

by Wolfdaddys own October 28, 2022

Dry Dick December

Dry Dick December or DDD is where you have to keep your dick dry, it can never get wet!

Avoid getting any types of "fluid" on your dick

you can only take a shower once a week

there are exceptions for chirstmas

blow your cock with a hairdryer for 5 minutes every day

Guy: shit! I failed No Nut November!
me: try passing Dry Dick December!

by big man 22211155 November 2, 2022