virgin shit

The first time you take a dump after having showered or bathed, and spoil your cleanliness.

Just took my virgin shit this morning, now got mudbutt.

by mrh@nky August 18, 2022

therapy virgin

Someone who has never been to therapy in their adult life. They make excuses for not going; for example, saying they don’t have time or that it’s too expensive or that the one therapist they contacted didn’t email back fast enough. They think the brain is magically separated from the rest of the human body and therefore, it’s OK to get help from health professionals for everything BESIDES their mental health, which they sorely neglect.

I thought that guy was hot until I found out he’s a therapy virgin. No way am I playing his on-call ‘therapist’ for free.

by extrasubtle80 August 22, 2022

rafan's virginity

yes, it exists

yes, rafan's virginity exists

by im maaad gae August 25, 2022

Virgin

any Discord user that has zero maidens and has an anime profile picture.

“You’re still a virgin?”

“Duh, I’m a Discord user with an anime profile picture. I get no bodies because of that.”

“That must be why I’m still a virgin.”

by Riaaaaaaaaa August 25, 2022

Virgin

Someone who has never had sexual intercourse before, and only watches porn to masturbate.

Bro.. can’t you believe it? Sarah is a virgin. I’d love to get my hands on her

by dojaisaqueen September 1, 2022

California Virgin

someone who hasn’t done butt stuff

Kaitlyn is the biggest california virgin i’ve ever met

by ladykiller97 October 25, 2022

Valorant Virgin

A loser that plays Valorant all day, every single day. They don't know the concept of touching grass or walking outside to look at the sun.

Person 1: Aye do you still play that ass game Valorant?
Person 2: Yeah, it's fun as
Person 1: Nah you're just a Valorant Virgin

by Sm0ked0ut October 29, 2022