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Greasy Virgin

That kid who looks like a pinecone over there, he's a greasy virgin.
by KrakenAthropod15 February 16, 2018
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Nearly Not A Virgin

When you ain't a virgin but you ain't a lad either. Your at a tragic point in your life where you have many times nearly lost your V-card but due to your awkwardness and lack of chat you failed to get some.
Person 1: Hey ain't see you in a while, you still a virgin?
Person 2: It's complicated
Person 1: What do you mean ??
Person 2: I'm nearly not a virgin
by BigWez June 8, 2018
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Virgin

What talla is not
Person A: “Talla is a virgin
Person B: “cap”
by vdubs02 February 13, 2022
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Sushi Virginity

v.The act of getting someone to eat sushi for the first time. Usually done by friends. Consent must be given.
Kiara’s sushi virginity was taken from her, when her friends convinced her to have a fun time and eat sushi with them.
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Virgin

The chaddest of all men, both virgin and non-virgin. The virgin is a typically a male who has no desire to seek intimacy from the opposite sex and is instead focused on his own goals. He will be the first to enter the Kingdom of Heaven due to his non-abiding nature to societal standards and being the best version of himself, unafraid to stand out amongst the superficial society. The virgin waits for the right woman with substance that is able to add non-superficial gains to his life and is fully authentic.
Sarah: “Omg he’s a virgin? What a loser. He needs to get laid ASAP!”

Chad: “Well, he’s more of a chad than I am cause I’m a slave to the opposite sex and he isn’t. He actually has goals while I’m out slamming new chicks and getting wasted every weekend. Props to him.”
by Adonis22 January 6, 2022
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Virgin

Also know as "untouched".

Virgins are people who doesn't have sex yet.

Some virgins don't like or try to avoid "sexual" things that could happen (like me).
For example:

A virgin is in a party and he sits on a chair. Then a girl tripped and sits on his lap. The virgin starts to freak out because a girl putted her ass on his legs (if you know what I mean).
by bhuoorvyi February 3, 2018
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