Horse vagina 

Level up from a 13 pounder, where the vagina is not only extremely heavy but also hairy and is caked with dried pee and blood on the lips. This gives the vagina a smell that resembles that of a man that has died in an earthquake.

Star Jones has the worlds most hamajang horse vagina.

Horse vagina by PUBEHEADS January 15, 2004

Unicorn Vagina 

Something totally fictitious involving sexual exploit.

Guy #1: Yo man I totally banged the shit outta that milf from the gym!

Guy #2: UNICORN VAGINA!!!!!!! stop with the goddamn lies man!

Unicorn Vagina by 2drunkskunk November 1, 2009

Cactus Vagina 

A female with a cactus up her vaginal, causing her to be a bitch. This is usualy due to VCS, or Vaginal Cactus Syndrom.

Brianna, you're suck a cactus vagina!

Cactus Vagina by Robert Mozeltov May 29, 2010

Blue vagina 

Same aspect to "blue balls," but in female form. When a girl almost fullfills her sexual peak but some asshole decides to cut her short from orgasm. Usually, this type of girl is the shit because she can over-ride the power of how men feel when they get blue nasty balls.

John: Yo I was going down on Steph last night and when I stopped she went ape-shit on me.

Chris: Did she orgasm?

John: No, why?

Chris: No wonder dude, you're such an idiot, you gave her blue vagina!

Blue vagina by Blueyumyum April 2, 2010

jungle vagina valley

A pussy so hairy the fur reaches one foot in diameter.

I would have banged her, but I couldnt find it through the jungle vagina valley.

jungle vagina valley by el pene January 23, 2003

sweaty vagina syndrome 

syndrome in which a woman is hot and bothered. she is horny as hell!

that bi-atch is suffering from sweaty vagina syndrome. her crotch is steaming!

sweaty vagina syndrome by inthava February 16, 2005

sandy vagina 

a male that bitches about every little thing, and crys like a little pussy.

Holy shit dude! Get that sand out of your vagina.

sandy vagina by Zedediah May 14, 2005