Uncles

A sigma male invests into uncles for more wealth and success.

"did you see john? He has 13 uncles and none of them lost value!"

by Sussy nigga April 15, 2022

Ur Uncle Normie Non Conformie

The peak of all insults, 20 times more effective than Ur Grandpap a Trap and Ur Granny Tranny.

"Ur Mom Gay"

"Ur Dad Lesbian"

"Ur Granny Tranny"

"Ur Grandpap a Trap"

"Ur Uncle Normie Non Conformie"...

A new universe is created and we surpass alien life.

by Woxie May 10, 2018

Uncle Guy'd

When you have lived with a certain individual for so long that you believe they can do no wrong and have succumbed to their nefarious ways.

Aunt Mary is blind to her husbands gross behavior...she has been uncle guy'd!

by soso7 June 16, 2021

Fancy Uncle

Gay male version of a sugar daddy.

My fancy uncle pays for my studio apartment in soho.

by dvanovik January 6, 2017

Uncle Fluffy

Uncle Fluffy is a good guy. Everyone like him. Nobody wants him to come to the party or group activity because he I'll make it extremely difficult and just suck.

Mark: Uncle Fluffy makes me a sad panda.
Jeff: Who is Uncle fluffy?
Mark: David, David is Uncle Fluffy...
Jeff: Uncle Fluffy makes me a sad panda too...

by Vardenium July 16, 2016

great-great-uncle

Great-grandparent's brother.

My great-great-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Uncle

Uncles are the husbands of your aunts. And uncles can either be the living relative of your mother or your father (Mostly likely both). You are the nephew (male relative) or niece (female relative) of your uncle(s). Uncles are like the more distant, complex, cheeky, and over-complicated father-type relatives of your family. Uncles tend to be one of the few respected figures within your family and they are most likely to treat you like their friend- the older you get. Uncles tend to be overweight, balding, older, loud, funny, and obsessed with things like politics, sports TV, current news, ranting over politics, food, and beer. You most likely notice that your uncle is more religious.

You: I have an uncle.

by MsJacques August 14, 2023