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Wank

To work thoroughly and to concentrate hard
by Dickballer June 6, 2022
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Policy Wank

A person that gets off on discussing bureaucratic policy topics and sounding really technical and they might as well be jerking off but instead they get REALLY into policy chats. Also known as the aides to members of parliament and legislature who actually write the policies *and* the speaking points that politicians read off in formal political meetings.

Also related: Political circle jerk.
I don't know if I have it in me to hit the bar after work today I think it'll just be a bunch of policy wanking
by policywank November 7, 2025
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Full Kit Wank

A derivation of a full kit wanker, as well as being fully kitted up in the team colours of your choice (with no intention of playing a game). You are also masturbation.
Man I was dressed up ready to go and had a Full Kit Wank
by Dingo3000 May 18, 2022
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Jealousy Wanking

When one masturbates over an erotic situation that simultaneously makes them feel jealous.
When Mark found videos of his wife Jessie having an affair he quickly found himself Jealousy Wanking.
by IndiLee November 9, 2023
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Double stocking wank

The act of two women giving a man a footjob together whilst wearing pantyhose or stockings, usually ending in the guy cumming in their feet and legs
Last night, I ran into Cara and Nadia. They invited me back to their place for a fantastic double stocking wank
by PhilliBlunt June 12, 2023
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Wank

Get ur hand a place it on ur dick and start rubbing up and down, faster and faster until u cum.
Bill had blue balls so he at to go for a wank.
by Wankmaster369 June 15, 2019
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sexy wank

When you make your bird bend over and spread her arse cheeks so you can have a wank while looking at her holes
Her ‘I can’t be arsed with sex or a bj’

Him ‘bend over and I’ll have a sexy wank then you lazy cow
by Spunky McSemen March 18, 2019
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