you fucking glint waffle
by camboslice August 31, 2011
An adjective describing someone who is wrong, and most likely dumb. They probably wear stripe sweaters, and wholeheartedly support the Holocaust, and communism.
Man that chick last night was a total waffle queen.
I can't believe she supports the final solution, she's such a waffle queen.
I can't believe she supports the final solution, she's such a waffle queen.
by Fuckboi23 April 24, 2017
by lilpribs January 15, 2022
The mother received a stuffed waffle by the homosexual black man.
by ktb baby June 24, 2017
When you have been sitting in the car for over five hours and when you pull over at the local BINGO hut to pinch a loaf and your ass tingles from sitting to long and you know you have little wrinkles on you fat ASS shape like the seat.
by Gilfslayer1 August 09, 2018
The residual imprints upon one’s skin, typically around the buttocks, after receiving many mutually consented spanks while wearing body fish net tights after having been a bad, or ‘naughty, girl.
‘Wow, I can barely sit down today, on account of my delicious waffle ass my boyfriend gave me last night after being such a naughty girl this past week’.
by Bloo Bloo’s Hands March 24, 2022
When you give ‘em a good ole waffle stomp in the shower and don’t tell anyone. Then everyone finds out a few days later when the tubs overflowing and water is making its way to the basement from the second story.
Damn it Becky! Did you give me a secret waffle!? My comic books downstairs are soaked and there’s water dripping out of the can lights in the kitchen. The drywalls a little iffy but I don’t think I’m going to replace that. That was a good secret waffle. What a great surprise
by J rock from the dirty E February 28, 2025