by God If He Was Straight December 11, 2021

One who rides the train in Southern California to avoid traffic but drives his car to the train and causes more traffic
by Gurt_Train December 1, 2017

*Grandmother tickles grandson*
*As he giggles, he tickles his own mother’s feet*
Mother: “Oh, you’re tickling me now?!”
*Tickles someone else in the room*
Literally Anyone Tickling: “Tickle train!!”
*As he giggles, he tickles his own mother’s feet*
Mother: “Oh, you’re tickling me now?!”
*Tickles someone else in the room*
Literally Anyone Tickling: “Tickle train!!”
by Kmacaroon August 27, 2021

A crazy ass high where you end up in the middle of nowhere on train tracks with everything within a mile radius is just absolutely leveled.
Terreck: How was the kush I gave you?
Justin: Holy fucking shit it was ASS I woke up in a Deadly Train Crash.
Justin: Holy fucking shit it was ASS I woke up in a Deadly Train Crash.
by TheHolySampleText July 20, 2023

That one guy who acts like there your friend but flips out when you dont talk to them. They tipically flip out when this occurs. In that scenario it is acceptable to laugh at their dumb ass.
"Oh look guys it's Tommy the Tool Train."
"Hanging out at cedar point with the friends and ran into Tommy the Tool Train."
"Hanging out at cedar point with the friends and ran into Tommy the Tool Train."
by soupman91 July 8, 2012

by Dildo Train February 2, 2018

by Dirty Chaos September 19, 2017
