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fuck politeness

A Murderino life motto to remain Sexy and not get murdered. Not to be confused with being rude; more like, don't try to be so polite you put your ass in a dangerous situation that might get you killed.
You see a man in the middle of a dark desert highway with a flat tire. (No cars for miles) BUT he is wearing a ski mask and waving you down with a big knife in his hand .. fuck politeness , you don't stop.
by Iminacultcallmydad January 6, 2017
mugGet the fuck politenessmug.

hardcore fucking

when you hit your dick so hard you cant feel your legs
coach I cant run because last night I was hardcore fucking
by hardcore fucking February 23, 2017
mugGet the hardcore fuckingmug.

mirror fuck

When you are in the gym, and someone positions themselves as to make it appear that their crotch is near an opening of your body as seen from the mirror reflection.
Andrew was bench pressing and after each set the creeper behind him moved around trying to mirror fuck him.
by iceyyyyy November 17, 2009
mugGet the mirror fuckmug.

Fuck the napkin

Despite the the very specific directions you have been given, and despite the fact that the very extensive project is nearly completed, the client decides that it is flawed irreparably and you must pretty much start over. Oh, and it's not their fault that they gave you improper guidance from the get-go. You obviously are an untalented hack and incapable of reading minds. What kind of "creative" person can't read minds? Hack ...

The term comes from the "This is Spinal Tap" scene in which Angelica Huston presents an 18" Stonehenge monument to Ian because he wrote the directions on a cocktail napkin and wrote " for "inches" instead of ' for "feet".
Agency CD:

"Why did you make that tag verbal and not sung?"

Composer:

"You told us to do that in our meeting and you wrote it on this napkin that I'm holding right here. This one in my hand, the one that has your handwriting on it that says "make the tag verbal"

Agency CD:

"Fuck the napkin"
by Chuck Lindo June 8, 2009
mugGet the Fuck the napkinmug.

Why the fuck not

Elon Musk shot a car into space for a commercial because why the fuck not.
by Yankx February 9, 2018
mugGet the Why the fuck notmug.

DRUNK AS FUCK

really damn drunk , gona pass out and fall over
hes drunk as fukkkk- dammmm he drunk
by pufud February 27, 2005
mugGet the DRUNK AS FUCKmug.

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