wank stamp

A "Wank Stamp" is a child produced from masterbation, when the women rolls over and the "Sperm" enters the Vagina.

You just a " Wank Stamp "

by Stocktn September 28, 2015

Blue Badge Wank

A Blue badge wank is achieved when one goes on to a adult cam site and randomly finds an adult with a disability and engages in mutual masturbation.

Mr Ford drank half a bottle of whiskey last night and had his first blue badge experience.
Or Better known as The Blue Badge Wank

by Dr Form November 1, 2020

wanking

a friendly gesture to do with your friends to highlight you appreciate them.

Jonny: hey guys wanna wank??
Max: yeah why not!!

They had a good time wanking.

by blUeagLeye23 June 28, 2023

Tropical wank

A type of masturbation that happens only in an environment where it is hot outside, the window is open and a warm breeze permeates the air. Extra points if there is a fan on or some form of light air conditioning to really get that fruity feeling.

I had a tropical wank last night, you should try it!

by Sensualgreg July 18, 2022

bluetooth wanking

When your friend gets her ankles out and you start having a seizure but everyone thinks you’re wanking.

Nat: “Why are you having a wank without your hands?”

Teg: “It’s just Bluetooth wanking”

by BoardCard November 12, 2019

Wank-while

Wank-while is used when you think something/someone is worth wanking off (or masturbating) to. It is used similarly to the word, "Worthwhile".

That holiday elf porn sure is wank-while.

She isn't the prettiest girl, but i'd still say shes wank-while.

by Dimickun March 22, 2016

focus wank

when a man jacks off in order to be able to focus on the current task at hand

person 1: Where did Mike go?
person 2: He went of for a focus wank

by Percussion97 January 16, 2017