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bumper sticker guru 

someone who has witty and funny bumper stickers
Did you see Mary's bumper stickers? Yeah, she must be
a bumper sticker guru.

piss stick 

a pregnancy test
john walked into mary's bathroom to find 3 positive piss sticks although he thought she was on the pill
piss stick by screw-it February 3, 2010

Night Stick 

Slightly old-fashioned term for what is usually today called a "Billy Club" or (UK) an officer's baton, a rodlike piece of wood, usually painted black, worn by police to strike or subdue suspects.

In the USA many registered, private security guards who are not licensed to carry firearms may carry a Night Stick.

Certain phallic implications are almost inevitable.

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In the 1940s, practically every American beat patrolman was equipped with a .38 revolver and a black Night Stick.
Night Stick by al-in-chgo March 2, 2010

sex on a stick 

originally coined by a great man, it is used to define something exceptionally great, or something that is fantastic beyond belief.
That film was sex on a stick
sex on a stick by huntydude May 9, 2006

juvenille stickshift 

when a girl gives two guys hand jobs at the same time
girl:Hey boy, I'll give u a juvenille stickshift if u gey ur friend over there to come along
juvenille stickshift by jon kettle February 20, 2009

Sticker Helmet 

a level of retardation unheard of until the mid 2000's. This is that kid that had to be chaperoned 24/7 and often be found licking the back window of the shortbus, their dome sheathed in a spongebob squarepants sticker adorned protective casing.
p: note to self - check weather.com before agreeing to work any weekend shifts
J: yeah, and don't forget your sticker helmet on your way in