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Honest Playa 

An individual who engages in playing the field for members of the opposite sex, the only difference to a regular playa is that this species will give you the honest heads up and provide some caveats! They will tell you they are a playa no less, rather than stinging you in the tail later!

Occurs in individuals who like their clean and dirty fun for all with no consequences and with no one getting hurt.
Also happens to individuals who may have had setbacks in their life and so want to catch up.

But at least their letting you know that they are still working themselves out and don't need any commitments.

But thats OK!
Fig Mandem 1: "Hey Shanice, yo I just broke up completely this time with Tyrone. I cried a little, we had some beautiful moments and we will always have them. I'm gonna miss him, I'm upset!

Fig Mandem 2: "He did warn you though that he was an honest playa and still working out what he wants in life and what he likes, whilst still enjoying good times with attractive ladies like yourself."

Fig Mandem 1: "I know, I guess! :D The love is now friendship, never hate, I can't hate him, he didn't lie! :)"
Honest Playa by The_Resurrected October 25, 2018
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KDA Player

A player who only focuses on getting kills instead of trying to win/play with the team in games. Avoids any situation, if there is slightest risk of dying.

Typically used in League of Legends.
"Our Akali is such a pussy..."
"Yeah, she is just a KDA Player."
KDA Player by g00dplayer March 5, 2021
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National kiss a softball player day 

A day where you show love to your favorite softball player, with a kiss on the cheek or lips 😏

November 12th
“ today is national kiss a softball player day

bloons td 6 player 3

Asshole who only buys banana farms, airdrops, and monkey villages for extra space for banana farms, they are practically a bottomless bank account, yet refuse to share any recourses whatsoever despite demanding and leaving if nobody does the same
Player 1: Bro why is the top right half of the map filled with banana farms?
Player 2: Bro c'mon, we are leaking bloons, help us, you have loads of money
Player 4: PLEASE IM SO BROKE I HAVE 0 DOLLARS JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING
Player 3: Haha, money go brrrrrr
Player 1: Of course bloons td 6 player 3

Playing Switch 

Playing switch or just switch is when you stick one thumb in your ass and one in your mouth and then switch. Often used as a pejorative to describe someone who is a major dumbass.
Q: Where's our idiot boss?
A: Oh, he's been in been in his office all day playing switch.
Playing Switch by A.W November 22, 2007

Playing cards 

A phrase used to describe one's inability to eat, pee or sit down while taking care of your loved ones.
Maureen Walsh: “... nurses are probably playing cards for a considerable amount of the day!”
Playing cards by AuntDoritoRN April 19, 2019

Harry Plays 

Harry Plays is like those dumb fortnite shits who only play fortnite or roblox and nothing else cause they have nothing to do in their life and think their cool by saying "kyxs" and theyre racist.
Yo, heard of harry plays, that racist 11 year old?

Yeahh bro, he got exposed didnt he?
Yeah. What a racist shit. Telling people to kill theyreselfs cause he doesnt know any good death threat.