Emo Pirate Comb-over

When an emo too has uneven bangs combed over to the side, covering one eye, thus resembling an eye patch.

"Aiden is a tool because he wears his hair in that stupid emo pirate comb-over. And his name Aiden. Double fail."

by Broman Polanski February 21, 2014

Pirate Posting

The act of posting complete nonsense to social media in the hopes of getting Pirate Booty

That fool thinks his pirate posting will get him sex

by Edward Teach II May 10, 2020

Puddle Pirate

Calum

Shut up you little puddle pirate

by F1nM4cl34n June 22, 2021

travelling 'round the world like pirates and gypsies

without having though it through comme du monde, going on unplanned, retargerous, harebrained adventures

i don't want my kids travelling 'round the world like pirates and gypsies; i want them to grow up pragmatic and rational people.

by Sexydimma October 8, 2014

irate pirate

An angry swashbuckler.

He is an irate pirate

by Mattborg9007 May 29, 2018

Butt Pirate

Someone who goes to adult book stores and has an unnatural affection for cornholio.

Gee, that Butt Pirate has poop on his pole from the Limpy Wristed Fags cornholio.

by Mr. Homophobia May 25, 2023

New Teto Pirates

The only pirate crew that is destined to reach Larp Tale! Once defeated and now back to take what they deserve.

The New Teto Pirates are destined for greatness!

by Teto Marked By Flames August 28, 2025