Penis Day

A day of celebration for dicks. It usually falls on August 18th.

Guy: Your birthday falls on the same day as Penis Day.
Guy 2: I wish you never brought that into my mind. Don't do that again.

by Nekromancers September 5, 2020

Nasal Penis

1. A nose that looks like a penis.
2. A nose possessing phallic qualities.

Well, I went to this party, and I got sooooo fucked up! After that party, I went home with this guy, and we started having craazy secks. When he started going down on me, i looked and thought he was stickin' it in raw-dog, but no. He has a nasal penis.

by Dildough Queefingstein January 21, 2011

pant penis

The bunching up of one's trousers around one's pelvic area, usually involving the zipper giving the illusion that one has an erection.

Note: Can apply to women too. It is usually more humourous when it does.

Cindy, you totally have a pant penis!
Gimme a sec Brian, I gotta fix my pant penis.

by Loki 1337 July 20, 2008

penis sex

sex with penis

penis sex all day all night

by ellexisdumb February 24, 2021

penis poo

Going anal without a condom.

Dude, wear a condom.

by sukebe January 27, 2004

the penis song

a monty python song sung by somebody (but NOT eric idle) which describes how nice it is to have a penis.

"isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? isn't it just divine to have a dong?..."

by ColdFusion July 12, 2003

jakes penis

A penis that has claustrophobia and that goes un-erect when a condom is put on.

im sorry i can't have sex because i have jakes penis

by Alex LeBlanc January 2, 2008