Kissing the King

The act of giving a blowjob. Specifically kissing the head of the penis.

I walked in on Nicole while she was Kissing the King.

by pocketmaster6969 December 13, 2021

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King Kamehameha

Biggest hammah in human history. First king of Hawai’i, ali’i Mo’i of the Big Island, such a hammah that every Polynesian race claims that he is one of them.

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Samoan guy: “brah I telling you dat fakah King Kamehameha was one Samoan fr”
Hawaiian: “Brah if he one Samoan why he no go conquer Samoa den?”
Tongan: “Nah bro he was definitely Tongan, my great great great uncle cousins grampah knew dat fakah”

by Clint Westwood April 8, 2023

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the lion king

When banging a girl, growl loudly and closely to her face. When done, pick her up and hold her over your head as you proceed to eat her ass from behind. Then, quickly evacuate her house , leaving a "scar" on her heart because the man who just ate her ass so good, left.

Yeah Julia won't talk to me anymore after i did The Lion King on her

by Wade Clark June 1, 2019

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King of the Simps

The King of Simps was the first to fall and ultimately decides the fate of other Simps.

All hail King Devin! King of the Simps and Simp City who will lead us to the holy land!

by Pizza Time!!! January 15, 2020

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King Abbasi

Some know him as the myth, others the legend. I know him as the MAN.

Thought long to be a ancient myth this guy roams the world with his leather bag and his black boots.

Man 1: "Have you guys heard of the King Abbasi"

Man 2: "Yes, ive heard he once sold sand to a man in sahara"

Man 3: "I have heard that he can bench a whole car"

These are just a few examples.

by TheLegend1253721 September 24, 2019

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