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Jake Piper's fourth law

The last of his laws, it states:
There can only be three laws.

The law is a certified law.
Connor: "Hey man, I used Jake Piper's fifth law here and-"
Daniel: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's fourth law. There's no fifth law"
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Jake

Typically from Pennsylvania.
Jake is your gay bestfriend who will trust and love you till the day you die. Jake doesn’t have a lot of money and when he has it he uses it on drugs. Jake can sometimes be a drug dealer or maybe even be a male hooker.
Jake is the best gay friend you will ever have
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Jake Paul

He's a 2 IQ content creator who is known for having an audience of 11 year old girls
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Jake Paul

Jake Paul is a self obsessed cunt
Girl 1: omg that guy looks like a fuck boy
Girl 2: Oh must be Jake Paul
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A-jake-ulate

Someone who is such a virgin man-whore that every time they talk to a girl its classified as flirting. People who are classified as A-jake-ulate's are secretly gay but refuse to admit it.
"Is that gay guy flirting with my girl?"
"Yeh hes such an A-jake-ulate"
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Jake

Although he may legally be an adult Jake probably acts more like a child.

Someone who probably plays NAIA football at a small Catholic institution and uses pizza rolls in exchange for sex.

He is a bitch.

Probably an only child based on the way he treats women.

Disloyal to America and sides with Britain.
Jake, another word for a man who is immature and is a misogynistic individual.
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Jake

That one kid in school who always has to go to the dentist because he has rotten teeth
Ewwwww have u seen Jake’s teeth
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