Pretzel Snake

When your shaft is soft and tangles into a knot like earphones that were shoved into a back pocket. Another case is when the garden hose has a kink in it and makes that hissing sound when you turn on the water.
First thing this morning I went to take a piss, it was a bit of a struggle with my 16 inch pretzel snake.
by 5ft6 April 06, 2021
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Snake in the Grass

Probably not tho, since the whole take your kid to work thing... forgot about that biz.

A labor relations issue that is ignored and hidden, but has significant and wide-reaching implications to the detriment of an employer’s operations. Such issues are prone to ambush operations, potentially with black mamba-like speed, aggression, and toxicity.
Employees accruing compensating time off (CTO) above the 240 cap is a snake in the grass for our budget, and we need to audit employee CTO hours to limit and address any potential financial liabilities.
by LJust88 June 21, 2019
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Snake in the grass

When you roll wax into a “snake”, then proceed to put in into a bed of weed.
“Hey man, I got some wax wanna link?”

“Yeah bro I got some bud we can do a snake in the grass!”
by bapedurag December 27, 2018
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Snake in the grass

When a man puts his cock in another man's beard
by Alpha1209 November 14, 2022
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Snake in the Grass

When you're getting head and you stuck your dick in the girls hair and play around in it.
At Stacy's house, Johnny put his his snake in the grass while getting a bj.
by Bfientvksmd December 23, 2016
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Booty Snake

"Yo I heard Kyle got the booty snake in prison"
"No fuckin' wayyyy dude!"
by she say do you love me April 12, 2018
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Booty snake

In America people are afraid of the thought of a snake coming out of their toilet, including my two friends. So they made up the booty snake when you go on the toilet the booty snake will bite ur booty.
1: MOM THERES A BOOTY SNAKE IN OUR TOILET

2: What the hell is a booty snake..
1: IT BIT MY BUTT HARD
by cannivast October 06, 2023
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