A shower with Kevin

The act of getting kneed up the ass so hard that you can feel your hip bone shatter and your ribs cracking.

*Guy 1 walks up to Guy 2 laying on the ground moaning in pain*

Guy 1: Yo bro what happened?
Guy 2: I don't know man it happened so fast. I think some guy made me take a shower with Kevin.

by TheAlmightyChadd November 15, 2018

Team Shower

When the JD throwers have a long ass practice and decide to get naked and have a co edshower with eachother in school. Normally games such as tag, laser tag, and alot of singing.

Ex 1- Don't drop your soap at the team shower or Ike will come for ya!
Ex 2- Get naked asshole's, team shower on three
Ex 3- Bend over asshole's, team shower on three

by Osama with yo mama November 15, 2018

Ore Shower

Covered, smothered, coated in ore. Also see Bukkak-ored.
Reference to being given a copious amount of Ore from all of your guildmates that you have no idea what to do or even what happened. Sometimes the quantity can be so great you forget what day it is. All you know is you need a bath afterward.

I just stood there and took the Ore Shower... it was bliss.

by Daximoose November 16, 2018

Fool's Gold Shower

While taking a shit, you have your partner take a piss on you.

I was dropping the Browns off at the Superbowl, when my girl performed a Fool's Gold Shower

by JaBird December 7, 2018

Shower Squid

The mass of hair, conditioner, and other fluids that accumulate in a shower drain as a result of having long hair.

Man: “Gross, look at what I pulled out of the drain. How do I have any hair left?”
Woman: “It’s called a shower squid, embrace it!”

by Nervous Caterpillar October 16, 2018

Pflugerville Shower

Similar to a regular shower, but in a friendly home with potable running water that leaves you clean, refreshed, and feeling awesome.

Having secured a Pflugerville Shower, I can rest easy until the evening.

by PflugerNamer October 26, 2018

Shower Knees

It frequently is called degenerative joint disease, osteoarthrosis, or arthrosis deformans. but the real name for this horrible disease is called Shower Knees.

Mate i have a case of Hefty Shower knees.

by SaltySlippers101 November 1, 2018